genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

(Source: battasenpai)

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

andivictoria:

so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized

here’s my sister:

here’s my other sister:

and here’s me

teapayne:

I’ve been 18+ since I was 12