• my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

image

childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

heliolisk:

Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of

brieetlejuice:

The best episode

(Source: compsognathids)

  • me whenever i see a pigeon: nice

thisisbodypos:

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it

destroy-wifi:

my legs hurt from sitting down all day