herspanic:

Praying for Joan Rivers who was rushed to the hospital after she stopped breathing during surgery. #PrayForJoan
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herspanic:

Praying for Joan Rivers who was rushed to the hospital after she stopped breathing during surgery. #PrayForJoan

jackanthonyfernandez:

Dial down the tude, dW

(Source: outofcontextarthur)

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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(Source: trust)

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

msstealyouroppa:

deaninmyjeans:

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

my penis would have been tiny omg

bye andrea

heritance:

I never understood why society always feels the need to demonize one body type to lift up another.